Practice · 2024–now · AI Present

Eval theater

LLM evals as slideware — metrics that look scientific and never gate a deploy.

Eval theater failed because measurement without enforcement is theater. Real LLM evals stuck when they lived in CI with owners. The fad was buying an eval product to decorate a demo; the stuck practice is regression tests that can fail the build.

Cost of the fad

Dashboards of vibe-check scores that never blocked a release. Green charts for leadership; prod still hallucinated.

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The stack gets a co-pilot

AI pair programming is already changing how code is written. Agent frameworks and vector stores are still sorting winners from demos. The durable layer will look familiar: evals, retrieval quality, product UX, and ownership. Autopilot rewrites without tests are just big-bang migrations with better slides.

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